Thursday, March 13, 2008

Jon Lobo Shatters Masturbation World Record

So it turns out hat Jon Lobo is the new King of the masturbation world. He achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period.

I was reading this post thinking... Is this serious? I mean what kind of man would endure this type of torture on himself.

Later the post goes on to say that this man had 3 televisions set up playing porn movies all day long to keep him Strong.

This to me say, WOW... what an addict. I think that is where his paycheck goes every week.

For a little statement of how this guy could do this you should look at his forearm. The muscles are massive. It should probably be something like that movie Lady in the Water where the guy had worked out only one arm leaving he other one small... That what this was like.

lady in the water

So the new quote of the day is...
"Masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today"

I just don't get it...

So as it turns out he former record was held by a German Student Hans Blickenstein. He achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period.

WOW...

Next I can only wonder how much I would need to be in my freezer for this type of excavation, masturbation...

Who would let someone film this or at least document this? I thought masturbation was a private thing. And now that this is out, there is probably going to be more people challenging this record.

Weird...

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